Fault and Blame Tomorrow is anniversary day! 3 years ago I married my best friend and have never been happier? Yes, question mark. The LEGO movie LIED! Everything is not awesome. It is not cool to be part of a team. It’s like a three legged race from summer camp but we are running in […]
Read more "Wife Log: Day 1094"We have a cereal eater on our hands. Wait. Serial eater. If only he ate cereal, but then we wouldn’t have a blogable problem. When he was a puppy, the pa-pooch got a beanie baby as a toy. Much to our surprise, it lasted quite a while. Last week The husband brought his beanie baby […]
Read more "Wife Log: Day 34"Lesson in communication…always tell your spouse when you go to the grocery store. Otherwise you end up with duplicates of things you don’t really need duplicates of. Like mustard. #gonefishing #mergintosturgeon #wouldyoulikesomehamburgerbunswithyourcondiments #marriage #whycantwereadmindsyet
Read more "Wife Log: Day 32"We are officially a week away for the wedding, so it’s time to start moving in. Most Important things first: shoes! And the final count is (*drum roll*)………40! Yes they are organized by color Pre-husband gets the bottom row… #gonefishing #mergintosturgeon #shoesfordays #missingthecolororange
Read more "Pre-Wife Log: Day – 7"Things overhead from the Pre-husband: “Hey! That is not your cat!”
Read more "Pre-Wife Log: Day -22"I know you are not supposed to laugh AT your pre-husband, but the two things that make me giggle without fail is: 1. When he says “regular” which inevitably comes out “ruguler”. The Starbucks grande has robbed me of joy… And 2. When he tells people he sleeps on the floor. You can almost see […]
Read more "Pre-Wife Log: Day -28"pre- husband and I got our marriage license today. Look at this cool legal document! 👰🏽👫👍🏼💍#donutsandbreweriestocelebrate #stuffgotreal #spellcheck #32days #gonefishing #mergintosturgeon
Read more "Pre-Wife Log: Day-32"There was a battle today. An epic, vicious battle of daring courage and bravery! Or at least that’s what the pa-pooch thought was going on… We finally broke out a wedding present (sorry tradition, this was necessitated) to vacuum up the mess left by our favorite little shedder…luckily we have brown carpet so it takes […]
Read more "Pre-Wife Log: Day -35"Took pa-pooch to the dog park at our apartment complex today. There was a total 101 Dalmations moment when all the dogs in the apartment complex where barking at each other from their respective homes. Now taking suggestions for sound proofing. In other news, pa-pooch has major FOMO #gonefishing #mergintosturgeon #rethinkingbeingadogperson
Read more "Pre-Wife Log: Day -36"I was wished a Happy Mother’s Day today. To which I responded like a normal 27 years old pre-wife “I’M NOT A MOTHER! I’M TOO YOUNG TO BE A MOTHER!” while my phone buzzed from my friend (6 months older than me) thanking me for wishing her a happy 1st mother’s day… In other news: […]
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Gone Fishing 